There is no Amber palace, or in the middle of a bloody desert, or somewhere in Arden's darkest armpit on the location list on this profile option!!! So United Kingdom it is. I wish I was back there.
I know there are lots of shadows of Earth out there with many deviations - but I will make this CLEAR. This is not a log of some Diceless Role play System called Amber. Amber is a real place! The only real place - much to my contempt. I am not some human playing a weekly role play game with friends on a Saturday night!! Does it look like I have TIME for a social life??!! Nor am I, or Alucard some sort of comic book fictional character. Next you will be trying to tell me that vampires sparkle sunshine from their asses or something. What utter tripe and rubbish!
Damn the wifi in this land of hate and secrets. I don't even think it's actually wifi here. it's some kind of magical device or some such that links to a range of communication methods used across the universe, but I did not get all of the specifics - I do not even care enough to ask right now. I just want to try to contact home. The rest of Hellsing must be concerned for our disappearance and they need to be warned of Amber.
Walter is not always around when I need him these days, so I shall try and leave my diary here on this website as best I can. This is the only Earth shadow I seem to be able to connect to. I do not know if it is the Earth I was born to - UPDATE: Walter and I have worked out that this web space I am accessing is not in fact our shadow of Earth, but it is very similar in most aspects and history. I will continue writing anyway in the hopes someone will take these entries seriously.